So about this website and it's incredibly attractive author
_Forced here by the totalitarian Susan, I am now shackled in a computer room and held at gunpoint to make a charmingly adorable website for the purposes of University, specifically my E-Journalism unit.
So this site is meant to be a host for university assignments, but I doubt that anyone would be bothered to slog through all the Human Interest, and Soft News pieces that I will invariably will post on this site, looking for the fabled "Hard News Article". The lost entries of "serious" journalism where I take tackle the great social issues of the rural-ish Berwick area. Such as the case of "The Mysterious Missing Hot Dog Man and the Green Mustard". Which sounds like the title of a Nancy Drew book or an episode of Scooby and the Gang. Pulitzer here I come!
So despite the exaggerated drama, in which I imagine myself to be a sort of internet freedom fighter like Salam Pax where I provide you hard hitting news with a sense of wry and dry amusement and humour, but unfortunately I only have the humour aspect of it all. Something which my friend and classmate, as well as editor, has noted and can be neatly summed up in his comment of "You write like such a smart-ass".
But I'm just here, doing what I do, all in the search of that elusive HD.
Just some not-so-sublimal-messaging for any prospective markers out there. *cough* Susan *cough*
Unlike the other mainstream sites we, here at e-journalism ATS2656, are training ourselves to be hipsters by using Vimeo and SoundCloud. So we can be the hit of the Ironic Dance Party for the Hipster-ly Ironic. Where we dance, but only ironically.
An exercise in online journalism, how to create a page that provides news as well as effectively using the power of the various forms of multimedia. But the e-journalism purpose of this, as well as with all forms of journalism, is to provide information. So whether that information be of particular interest to you or not, I, using my limited writing and creative abilities, strive to pass along some information.